I’m sorry guys, fucking nothing is funnier to me than sloths.
(Source: magic-penis)
Since Whose Line is coming back we might as well bring this picture back too.
(Source: ekille29)
Jimmy Fallon & Michelle Obama - Evolution of mom dancing (x)
OH MY GOD I LOVE MICHELLE OBAMAAAAA.
On the one hand, I deserve to get smacked in the mouth for complaining about my tits getting bigger and hips getting wider without actually gaining any weight. But on the other, I’m pretty sure they stopped making clothes for women who were shaped like I was in 1985; now genetics decides to be all “remember when you wondered how it could possibly be harder to find clothes to fit your 5’2”, short-waisted, 36-27-38 frame? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”. But really, who the hell has a growth spurt at 22? My body hasn’t changed since I was in HIGH SCHOOL. I’m never going to be able to wear pants again.
You know, I’m not sure whether this is a humblebrag or mopey wallowing, but either way, it’s a good 1/3 of what’s wrong with the internet and those who use it.