Damn, Tumblr. I don’t even halfway give a fuck about you anymore.
On the one hand, I deserve to get smacked in the mouth for complaining about my tits getting bigger and hips getting wider without actually gaining any weight. But on the other, I’m pretty sure they stopped making clothes for women who were shaped like I was in 1985; now genetics decides to be all “remember when you wondered how it could possibly be harder to find clothes to fit your 5’2”, short-waisted, 36-27-38 frame? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”. But really, who the hell has a growth spurt at 22? My body hasn’t changed since I was in HIGH SCHOOL. I’m never going to be able to wear pants again.
You know, I’m not sure whether this is a humblebrag or mopey wallowing, but either way, it’s a good 1/3 of what’s wrong with the internet and those who use it.