Here’s a fun and not at all apparent fact for your Tuesday evening, darling readers: I am fucking insane. One of my very favorite things to do, usually when I’m home in Norfolk but anywhere will work, is come up with every possible life-threatening illness that is OBVIOUSLY killing me from the inside out at any given time. Heart attacks, strokes, organ failure, every conceivable flavor...
I’m graduating from college today. Feelings: pending
Scenes From A Free Night At The Theatre: Friend Matty: [Matty likes to schmooze, so after about five years…] So hey! This is my friend Payton. Have you guys met? Ich: Oh, no, I don’t think we —- Stranger: You know, maybe we have! You look familiar. Friend Matty: Uh, have you seen any shows at UVA over the past couple of years? She was in Midsummer and Parade with me, and… ...
the true repairman will repair man
I’m not at all ashamed to admit how much the last two minutes of the Community season finale made me cry.
How to tell you love a song #493485790: This has...
I was driving home from Sweet Frog tonight when I realized that perhaps the most useful thing I learned at UVA was how to drive while eating frozen yogurt.
PASSED ASTRONOMY, MOTHERFUCKERS! Needed a 140 on the final to do it; got a 167. You know what this means, right? I’M GRADUATING! See you next Sunday, useless BA in drama. Mischief managed.
You don’t have a fucking ulcer, Payt. If there was gonna be ulcers...– Mama
I’m still busy cleaning myself off of the wall after the glitter-and-sunshine explosion I had when Bamz finally came out for marriage equality, but in the meantime, here’s an interesting fact: Each of the nine counties in North Carolina that voted no on Amendment One is home to a college campus. G.I. Joe was right, you guys!
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on....– Rachel Maddow (via mistakeofgrandeur)
“I really enjoy being bendy” is probably one of the stranger thoughts I’ve had in my 21.5 years of living. But being done with college (and the decrease in constant mental stimulation that comes with it) causes the mind to pretty much just process any and everything you ever subconsciously knew, so there we are. Between that and my rapidly increasing cheese consumption, I’m...
WHENEVER I RETURN TO THE 757
mylifeasahoo: SEE YOU SOON MOTHERFUCKER